Re-blogging this hilarious take on a common Male problem. Adult viewing only.
(Patrick’s Note: Please excuse the sensitive matter of this post. In fact, this is an extremely graphic description of a medical issue I had a few years back. It is not intended for anyone other than adults to read, and is periodically punctuated with profanity. Having extended this warning, I now leave you to… Pancho.)
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Lefty and Righteous have been with me since day one. I pledged to protect them after I first caught a fastball there. Since that dreadful moment, the mere thought of anything assaulting them makes me cringe. However, the events of the past 60 hours have seen me simultaneously praying, cursing and begging. I have renewed my pledge to fiercely protect them from anything foreign, domestic, bacterial, natural or evil, forevermore.
One day while soaping up in the shower, I found a small lump on Lefty. Stopped me in my sudsy tracks, it did. About…
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